I woke in a dark room with nothing in it like the rest of the house. As i gained my consciousness, I noticed that there was a door on the other side of the room. A slowly made my way to the door while the creeking of my footsteps getting louder. Guess what the door was locked, of couse. Without hesitation i looked for any useful tools in the room. hallelujah, there was a knife and a crobar lying in the corner nearly hidden from plain sight. I smashed the door open with the crobar and sprinted out of the house.
Moral
Don’t investigate!!!